A site called Lies, damn lies and statistics creates virtual conversations amongst PGA tour players and the PGA tour officials. As Corey gets going with his reality show posts here (coming very soon), you might find this pretty funny. Here’s a little tidbit from a recent post (the site doesn’t post all that often, but its funny when they do).

Vijay: Firsy, stop referring to yourself in the 3rd person. Vijay thinks its a really stupid way to have a conversation. Second, all of us PGA guys can find hotties — Pernice hasn’t won a tournament in years and he’s got one of the best looking wives around. Third, no way you picked that outfit out — it had to be Nike. Fourth, journalists may be on to something — that 0-for-10 included some real dogs, including that Saturday 81 at the British. You may not like the slump world, but if the shoe fits. As for “who can beat Tiger?” — you did nothing in the majors last year while I won Player of the Year with 9 wins. So I know a little something about long nights on Sunday, alright?

Tiger: Wow — there’s a visual I didn’t need…